iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

I really love villains

not in a ‘poor baby is so misunderstood’ way

in a ‘your amorality is so fascinating and delicious’ way

dangerhamster:

virgothepoet:

skypestripper:

theawkwardterrier:

The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.

update: i banged him

so not only did he smash the patriarchy but he also smashed the pussy

living the dream

lollipopatrice:

toxeh:

eeeee what lovely fang flexing!

wiggly nyam baby

Nicki + 2014 Fashion

cisandhetphobia:

*points to favorite character* bisexual

*fandom crying loudly* no…stop……theyre not….they either homogay or heterostraight…..please don’t….

*points to favorite character again* love that bisexual

shisnojon:

honestly

Do I Wanna Know (Arctic Monkeys Cover)
by MS MR
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retr0philia:

shamelesslyunladylike:

lesradicalfeminisms:

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes is it.

so is the male body

it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website

OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.

The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

bye

Anonymous whispered: I want you to bend my ankles behind my ears and fuck me hard. Oh my god you would get so deep

l0tus-fl0w:

You would look like a scorpion.

killianfallon:

Am I the only one who thinks Iggy Azalea looks just like Charlotte Pickles?

Looking at my bank statement when I’m in between paychecks

whatshouldwecallme:

Sad Andy

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